Morals charges. So many morals charges.
LaGuardia is in protective custody at an undisclosed penitentiary. This was necessitated not by the scene pictured — turning up at the home of runaway minor teenaged girls with a bottle of vodka, rhythm, and questions about that “wild lady,” Nicky Marotta — but by his brief turn as prison radio disc jockey. Other inmates claimed his moral pronouncements, corny homilies, and tone when enunciating phrases like “It’s that kind of night, and that kind of feeling,” made them feel “unwholesome” and “really icky.”
Like, ewwww, Johnny La Guardia. EWWWW.